I challenge you to make me laugh - NSFW

Discussion in 'Non-Pyro chat' started by longpod, Mar 31, 2011.

  1. So you need ID for peppa pig plasters... wtf haha received_225289638615306.jpeg
     
  2. Tinderbox

    Tinderbox Pro Firer/Crew

    That's me buggered then. I was going to panic buy all the PP plasters I could find, but I'm only 17 years old!
     
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  3. No footie or poker so turned to Poetry

    The shelves are all so empty,
    It really is a farce,
    I ask myself the question,
    How will I wipe my arse?

    Do I turn to Ebay?
    And buy some for a grand,
    From a bloke in Rochdale,
    That could be second hand.

    Asda has no bog roll,
    Tescos got none too,
    What will I do tomorrow,
    When I want a poo.
    Lidl's shelves are empty,
    Aldi's stock is low,
    I really need some andrex,
    Please tell me where to go.

    Do I use a pair of socks?
    That might be alright,
    But then I have a problem,
    My feet would stink of shite.

    I could use a towel,
    But that's not very fair,
    My wife might use the same one,
    When she drys her hair.

    So when the time arrives,
    And I know it's not a trump,
    I'll be prepared and ready,
    For my first paperless dump.

    I will use an old poster,
    I have of Miley Cyrus,
    So you can kiss my fat clean arse,
    Corona virus.
    Unknown Author.
     
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  4. RocketRev

    RocketRev Moderator Supports UKFR

    Ah, Boris has come a long way since he stood in Beijing and declared that Wiff-Waff was coming home!
     
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  5. dogsbody

    dogsbody Pro Firer/Crew

  6. TONYB

    TONYB Supports UKFR

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  8. TONYB

    TONYB Supports UKFR

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  9. Done Fettling

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  10. Done Fettling

    Done Fettling Supports UKFR

    One off Radio 2 this morn.
    Meatloaf has asked his long term girlfriend to marry him.
    She told him She will do anything for love but she wont do VAT........:(
     
  11. Done Fettling

    Done Fettling Supports UKFR

    edit i missed the accountant bit out
     
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